Imagine a McDonald's meat patty, just the one now ...

Imagine a McDonald's meat patty, just the one now divided in two and you only get half, this is what the restaurant classes as a burger. The place is absolutely ridiculous. Tiny portions and crazy expensive. One of the staff also took my wife's seat at the bench next to the kitchen to have his lovely portioned lunch made in the exact same kitchen. My wife had to move to another seat when she returned. PS Service charge is automatically charged for obvious reasons. If the owner wants to refund me I am more than happy to provide my bank details otherwise please don't bother replying