I searched far and wide for a place to stay, there...

I searched far and wide for a place to stay, there were many contenders but after looking through each hotels pictures I was unimpressed, that is until I came across the West Palm Beach Marriott pictures on Google and saw it....they had a picture of an Oregano patch in their garden. An Oregano patch, why was it there? What is its purpose?! These questions were driving me mad! It was at this point I realized why all of these vacations throughout my life were incomplete. For to be able to wake up in the middle of the night and randomly frolic in the oregano patch left my mind elated as to the wonders of this oddity that the Marriott chose as a focal point.

But touche Marriott, for I cannot stop thinking about the Oregano patch, as its presence is haunting me now....