Ryan Lawrence

Review of LeisureLink

Brothers and Sisters of Swole.

Brothers and Sisters of Swole.
I come to you today a changed man. The discovery of this church hast finally spared mine self of Broki's curse of 19 years. Mine arms no longer remain sickly, my resolve groweth and mine glutes shine with the breadth of a thousand suns. O, how I wish mine younger self hast seen the swole possible with but a few weekly prayers at thine church, perhaps I may hast grown a better swoledier. Alas, for now I have nary a choice but to continue praying devoutly to the All-Spotter for the greatest of gains.

Wheymen!