The wife and I have been going for years. Over th...

The wife and I have been going for years. Over the years, we both have lost weight (woot!). This year, we wait in line for awhile that we have rode for years and were denied because we weighed over 400 lbs combined. First off, that is severely incorrect. Secondly, if that was even the case, how is that 300lbs lifeguard going to save me? I know I can swin better than that lifeguard.