This purveyor of "anti-nudity equipment" sells on ...

This purveyor of "anti-nudity equipment" sells on the web and not in retail stores BUT this is the EXCEPTION -- you can actually buy clothing here. But why stop there? You can be the fashion model of your dreams or nightmares, sit on an alice-in-wonderland silver lame couch, watch amusing videos -- the North Korean newscast and the Disco Base Jumpers are my favorites -- or upload your own. This is the first crowdsourced design and advertising apparel company of the postmodern age right here in the heart of hipsterdom. Did you know, this location is the HQ, that could be the CEO observing your fashionista antics from the loft. Look for the van parked outside with "Danger! Live Pants!" painted on the back.