B. Gohn Trot

Review of Rainforest Cafe, Galveston

Helo and salutations! I was out and about wonderin...

Helo and salutations! I was out and about wondering what place could take me on a "safari for the senses" before I heard about this place. By the divines, was this place exactly as it was described. The gift shop took me back to when I used to poach for all of the rare and exotic animals, driving them to their untimely extinction despite conservation efforts! The food is delicious (especially the dinosaur nuggies), and the atmosphere is incredibly immersive, especially when sitting next to the gorilla - always making me feel like it's going to be dragging me around in the cafe before the employees shoot for the killing blow.
Anyway, 5/5 return.

P.s. Only downside was getting bit by a mosquito there and being diagnosed with malaria, but the volcano cake was always worth lying about my birthday everytime I dined in!