Twas the eve of crouching tiger hidden dragons. I ...

Twas the eve of crouching tiger hidden dragons. I was so lucky to have seen this film when I was going through my Barney stage. The purple dinosaur was was too goal oriented. I needed to see some karate justice. Hydration is a soilders best friend, the borough parking meters turn into quack farts that smell like George Washington wig. 25 cents of PPFFFFFFFFFTTT!