What bad service !!!

What bad service !!!
The doorbell no longer rings because you are too lazy to walk to the front door. It is simply parked in the carport behind the car. And that even without notification in the mailbox where it was parked ... Oh, you have to go to the front door again ...
And when it's gone, I'll have the trouble again and have to deal with the complaint ...
So please, just take 2-3 steps more and don't put it down somewhere. Incidentally, I have not given a parking permit!