Nikki Lee

Review of Piggly Wiggly

Dapper young gentlemen await the duty of hoisting ...

Dapper young gentlemen await the duty of hoisting your shopping bags with insurmountable poise and unrivaled grace. They swoon and slide like Swan Lake, pausing only to pull out a ready handkerchief, an offer to your yearning snout after you sneeze. "Gesundhteit," he whispers, stroking your cheek, abruptly whisking himself away to attend to the mundane duties only a lad with bleek premonitions would ever dare endure.