Worst service I've ever had at a cafe in Melbourne...

Worst service I've ever had at a cafe in Melbourne in 15 years I've lived here. Two of us arrived and told a table was 15 mins. Waited 30 then got seated at the arse end of a share table, of which the two seats had been free for at least 20 mins. Could see quite a few tables empty whilst other groups waited. Food took 50mins to arrive. We would have left earlier but the waitress told us twice the food was 5 mins away. Food pretentious. No offer of free drink until we were at the cash register. Bit late mate. STAY AWAY.