went to this college and majored in film and digit...

went to this college and majored in film and digital media but then when i graduated they said they would help me find a career. so i went there right all bright eyed and bushy tailed (or maybe it was the other way around; bush eyed and brighty tailed) and said i wanted to be a spacestronaut and they said you didn't major in space science like Jane did and that not a thing.
rude.
lame.