Karin Gaertnerova

Review of Hotel Theoxenia

The hotel is like traveling back in time. The room...

The hotel is like traveling back in time. The room as such slept, had a large balcony, but the bathroom would deserve reconstruction. By that I don't mean a pound of silicone as insulation and a solution for everything. The cabinet under the sink hid the wall to the panel, the living room, the shaking. The shower head or faucet remembers their, non-draining washbasin ... and the whole thing was completed by the light in the ceiling, which came on after a long moment of thinking. The refrigerator is clean from the inside, rust on the door outside. TV? old junk that caught only ZDF and ROZBITY driver with detached band-aid.

He wanted to do so with the policy of positioning bitches in their hair, which you must book at the reception. If someone returns it from the guest, you are lucky.

Catering was pure misery. The breakfasts sometimes lacked tomatoes, sometimes the salad was missing, the lunches were mostly unnamed, without taste. Dinner also untitled ... there used to be fruit, if so, peaches would look like a lot of grapes.
Coffee? Forget it, just for a fee. Offer drinks in all.inclusive beer, ouzo and some patoks. Cocktail for only 5 euros. DO NOT buy it. Mojito in their design was non-drinkable, white sugar supplemented with a yellow dye.
Cola only from 10:00 and is forbidden on the terrace. The staff never managed to give cuts and prepare tablecloths for other guests, dirty shoes, unedited. The staff manager was a sweaty man dressed as a maintenance man.

The pool was only open from 10:00 until 18:00.
Postcards sell postcards but not stamps, although the hotel's instructions include information that they also have stamps. Minimarket stocks are poor.

As a positive, I can only highlight the hotel area, the subway to the beach, because it divides the road.
The beach is full of non-functional parasols and an unsightly pipe leads to the sea as if from a canal. More clean.

The overall impression is considerably scalable. Mgmt hotel does not know what and how the staff does, food is not good, small selection, equipment old sent fame. I will never go there again. If this has 4 stars, then I max. 2.