Emily Abouhalkah

Review of HMS Host

Usually at restaurants you are served food. This p...

Usually at restaurants you are served food. This place has a "Please Seat Yourself" sign but neglected to follow up with a "Please Serve Yourself" sign. If I could give zero stars, I would, because I walked in hungry and left 15 minutes later hungrier. If going here despite my review, be warned that you probably need to walk straight to the counter to make sure they see you. Look deep into the bartender's eyes so he doesn't have deniability. Empty your hands of bags and get ready to clap for attention (it didn't work for me but maybe it will for you?). Good luck, godspeed.