The Four Thieves

I thoroughly enjoyed the diverse beer menu and the arcade games at The Four Thieves in London. When one of the machines malfunctioned, the staff were quick to assist with a friendly attitude.

The Four Thieves really hits the nail on the head for what a proper pub should be. Whether you’re craving a hearty roast, grabbing a pint, or trying their excellent Bloody Mary, the experience is top-notch. I also love that they feature live music and boast a massive arcade, making it a hit for both adults and kids with their board games on hand. It’s easily one of the best spots in London.

The Four Thieves offers a lovely outdoor space for a drink, which stays surprisingly cozy and warm despite the biting London chill.

The Four Thieves feels a bit overrated to me. While the vibe might draw a crowd, the service on the upper floor leaves a lot to be desired—the staff up there can be pretty rude.

Had a wonderful Sunday lunch at The Four Thieves in London to celebrate my partner’s 40th. The spread was generous and every dish, especially the roast, was absolutely delicious for all of us. I was really impressed by the staff, who went above and beyond to accommodate our four-year-old with special needs. The place felt very clean and safe, with excellent hygiene standards. Overall, a fantastic experience and great value for money.

The Four Thieves has officially become my favorite spot in Battersea. It’s refreshing to finally have such a distinctive new venue in the area. The interior design is wonderfully eclectic, and the service team is incredibly warm and welcoming. I’m especially fond of that charming outdoor garden area, perfect for a gin. I haven't tried the food yet, but I’m planning to head back soon to see what they serve.

Had a fantastic evening at The Four Thieves in London. The live acts were excellent, and it was reassuring to see how safely the venue was operating under the new measures.

Had another brilliant evening at The Four Thieves in London. Ria handled the bar smoothly while Robyn was off, and the entertainment was top-notch with three hilarious acts. A thoroughly entertaining night for everyone.

My first time catching the comedy lineup at The Four Thieves in London, and it was a refreshing change from my usual Wednesday spot, though the fun factor remained high. Robyn was sharp as ever, and Ria Lina delivered her preview of Dear Daughter with such confidence that even if the references flew over some heads, I caught every nuance. I have no doubt she’s going to kill it in Edinburgh. I also finally caught Bob "Walshy" Walsh’s show, which was a delight—a proper middle finger to authority that I’m glad I didn’t miss. Too bad Simon Evans was under the weather, but that’s just how the live gig life goes.

I had a blast at The Four Thieves in London! The pub offers fantastic value for money and sets the perfect atmosphere for a fun evening. The team behind the counter is incredibly welcoming and always ready to help. They even serve pizza on the side, which pairs perfectly with their comedy shows. If you are looking for a lively spot in Greater London, this place is definitely worth a visit.

Even without DJ Al, The Four Thieves delivered another brilliant evening in London.

The Four Thieves is a charming spot in London that really hits the mark. The pizza is delicious, and what stood out most was how affordable everything feels. You get great value for both the drinks and the games, making it a welcoming place to hang out without breaking the bank.

My visit to The Four Thieves in London was defined by one specific interaction with Jess, a dark-haired server who made the experience genuinely unpleasant. I was ordering drinks when the Irish barman kindly checked if I wanted to add some shots. As I hesitated, realizing I had asked for the wrong Cointreau order, I quickly signaled Jess to stop her from pouring. I apologized, asking if I could swap for a Baby Guinness instead. Her response wasn’t just a confirmation; she shot me a glare and muttered, “yeh you are really annoying.” I was utterly shocked. When she returned with the shots, I double-checked to confirm she had actually called me annoying, and she stood by her comment, citing my indecision as the reason. My friends were equally stunned by her attitude. When one of them pointed out her rudeness, she simply rolled her eyes and thrust the card machine at us. I paid just to get out of there, feeling like I’d endured the worst service imaginable. Later that evening, I returned, still fuming, and the Irish barman mentioned that Jess is “like that with everyone.” While that might explain her behavior, it doesn’t excuse it. I’ll definitely be letting others know that my time at The Four Thieves was marred by that rude encounter.

Had a lovely night at The Thieves in London. The venue has a great vibe, and the compère was excellent. The closing act was also brilliant, even though it was a surprise substitute for the one originally listed. The prices were very fair, so I’d definitely come back again.

Had a blast at The Four Thieves in London. The atmosphere is genuinely entertaining and you get great bang for your buck. Definitely worth a visit.

Had a wonderful time at The Four Thieves in London. The venue is intimate, which kept the crowd small and created a cozy vibe, though it did mean some of the performances felt slightly awkward. Still, it was a really fun evening and I’ll definitely be returning soon.

The Four Thieves in London delivers a fantastic pub night out. The stand-up comedy lineup is diverse and top-tier, featuring performers with distinct styles. Everything is kept lively by excellent hosts, and the prices are very reasonable for the quality of entertainment you get.

Had a fantastic time at The Four Thieves in London this past Wednesday for their "Not Seen on TV" event. Nick Revell was a real laugh, even if his wit didn't land with everyone in the crowd, and the appearances by Adam and Diane were absolutely hilarious. Great pub atmosphere!

I recently visited The Four Thieves in London and had a wonderful time. It was my first visit, and the atmosphere in the arcade area was a highlight. Even though I wasn’t particularly skilled at the games, the experience was full of fun and laughter, especially during the toy car races with their witty commentary. I can definitely recommend it and I’ll be returning soon.

Had a great time at The Four Thieves in London. The vibe in the basement is lovely and intimate. While the variety acts were a bit of a mixed bag, the final performer was genuinely impressive. It was a bit of a challenge for them with such a discerning crowd, but they managed well.

Had a wonderful time at The Four Thieves in London. The host was engaging and the quiz material was spot on. Highly recommend this pub for a fun night out.

I bought tickets for Inder Manocha at The Four Thieves in London after enjoying his set at the South Bank recently, but the experience was a letdown. Not only did he fail to appear, but the rest of the lineup was underwhelming. The headliner, a Canadian comedian, seemed to be trying too hard by pacing the stage aimlessly. Unless the venue can be more reliable about advertising the correct acts, I probably won’t be returning.

Another fantastic night of stand-up at The Four Thieves in London. This pub really knows how to put on a comedy event!

Had a fantastic night at The Four Thieves in London. Robyn kept the vibe flowing perfectly as always. Patrick Monahan stepped in last minute for Reginald D. Hunter and delivered an awesome set, even getting the crowd involved with some crowd-surfing that included a supporter on a mobility scooter. The support acts were excellent too.

The Four Thieves was the perfect spot to celebrate my birthday. Great atmosphere and highly recommended. Tom

Had a brilliant evening at The Four Thieves in London. The pub has a wonderful atmosphere and the comedy was top-notch. Highly recommend it for a fun night out.

The team at The Four Thieves in London were incredibly welcoming and took great care of us. It was such a fun experience that KimK from the Met Gala even got featured on the pub's Instagram story!

The Four Thieves offers a fun vibe in London with a great selection of arcade games and affordable drinks. My only gripe was the service; the staff came across as rather rude, which slightly dampened the experience, even though I’d still recommend checking it out.

If you are in London looking for a unique experience, The Four Thieves is a top choice. The atmosphere is great, and the upstairs games area is truly unmatched for entertainment.

The Four Thieves in London offers a fantastic setup for VR gaming with a surprisingly wide selection of titles. If you’re looking for a good time, definitely check out their zombie game—it’s a highlight!

We brought a group of ten to The Four Thieves in London and it was a fantastic evening. The pub had a lovely atmosphere where we could enjoy some solid food, great drinks, and a fun variety of games. Highly recommended for a group outing.

Cillian, the manager at The Four Thieves, really went above and beyond last Friday when we encountered a few hiccups. He resolved everything with great skill. The entire team behind the bar was fantastic, and the games room added a wonderful touch to the atmosphere. It is genuinely a charming pub to visit in London.

The Four Thieves is a brilliant spot in London for hanging out with friends. The vibe is great, and the staff are incredibly welcoming.

The Thieves is a lively pub in London with a great atmosphere. The team is welcoming and the menu offers solid food and drinks.

We got to The Four Thieves in London at 12, but since we were the only patrons, the place felt pretty dead. Service from the staff up by the arcade was also lacking—they didn’t seem very engaged or helpful.

Navigating the app as an older customer feels like a real hassle; I much prefer the personal touch of ordering and paying in person at The Four Thieves. That said, despite the tech confusion, we still managed to have a lovely evening at this London pub.

My first visit to The Four Thieves was a bit of a letdown regarding the setup. We headed straight for our booked table in the arcade area but struggled to find any staff to help us. A woman at the upstairs bar mentioned it was closed, forcing us back downstairs to locate our reservation. We ended up queuing at the busy main bar just to verify our booking, which would have been much smoother with someone managing the arrivals upstairs. Even if it was a busy shift, the staff seemed a bit detached; the table we were assigned was already occupied, and our name wasn't on the sheet. Rather than endure another long queue, we grabbed a smaller table upstairs and waited for service, though we eventually ended up returning downstairs to find a seat.

Felix provided some solid entertainment, but the service pace was frustrating. We waited an hour between arriving and ordering, meaning our meal didn’t start until 1:20 PM. Trying to balance eating on the cramped tables while playing bingo wasn’t the best experience. The food was fine, but the mimosas were surprisingly weak, tasting more like pure juice than cocktails; after an hour and a half, we felt none the wiser. The staff were initially a bit curt when we raised the issue, though they did eventually comp us with a stronger drink. A shoutout to one particular bartender who went the extra mile by bringing us a few extra strong drinks at the end. I wouldn’t bother with the brunch at The Four Thieves again given the poor value, but the pub and garden are lovely, so I’d certainly return for a quiet drink.

The pub quiz with a racing theme is a fantastic experience, so make sure you stop by and give it a try at The Four Thieves.

The Four Thieves offers a lovely vibe and attentive service, making it an ideal spot for a casual get-together with friends in London.

Visited The Four Thieves in London and had a fantastic time. The Gin Yard area is well-sheltered, cozy, and spacious. The staff member wearing a sparkly face mask was a legend and really looked after us. Highly recommend it and already planning my return trip.

Had an amazing time at The Four Thieves in London. Trevor Lock delivered a fantastic performance, and I’m already looking forward to returning for more live acts.

I went to see Well Reg at The Four Thieves in London this time. While his style wasn't as overtly comedic as usual, he shared some genuinely thought-provoking insights, alongside the occasional laugh that you’d expect from Reg. The evening was rounded out by Robyn’s support, which was top-notch as always, and she was a joy to watch. I’d definitely recommend checking it out.

If you’re looking for a proper night out in London, The Four Thieves is the place to go. The food is top-notch, especially their pizzas, but the real star is the atmosphere. Robyn, the MC, has a fantastic way of warming up the crowd with her own humor, setting the perfect stage for the show. It’s great to see such a diverse mix of comedic styles on display, all delivered with great energy.

The Four Thieves in London offers a solid beer selection and genuinely tasty food. It gets quite crowded, so it’s wise to arrive early. I recommend ordering your drinks before you start your meal, as they’ll be ready to serve during your break. The staff are warm and welcoming, making it a spot I’d happily return to.

Had a wonderful evening at The Four Thieves in London. It’s a real pub for everyone, offering a brilliant atmosphere and something to suit every taste. A genuinely great night out.

The Four Thieves in London was a fantastic choice for our large group outing. The team went above and beyond to ensure everyone was happy, and the menu really impressed us with its quality. On top of the excellent dining, the variety of games added a fun element that made the visit even more memorable. A solid spot for a good time with friends.

Had a wonderful time at The Four Thieves in London for brunch. It was a lively atmosphere, though the venue wasn’t packed that day. Our server was attentive, even if the drinks didn’t quite flow as fast as we’d hoped for our large group, and the set menu had a slight last-minute tweak. Still, it was a great experience full of good cheer and laughter.

I had a terrible experience at The Four Thieves pub in London. The service was incredibly poor, with a couple of staff members—especially one particular guy—being extremely rude and unwelcoming. It was so unpleasant that we simply decided to leave.

It was a joy to be back out and about at The Four Thieves in London for a catch-up with a friend. The pub did a great job keeping the space safe during the pandemic. We appreciated the outdoor heaters, which kept us cozy and warm. The service was excellent, and the pizza was truly tasty. We had a wonderful evening and are grateful to the team at the pub for making it happen.

Had a brilliant evening at The Four Thieves in London. The comedy lineup was impressive and the host kept us laughing the whole time. It’s the perfect spot for a fun date night.

I had a fantastic time at The Four Thieves in London. The pub has such a warm, welcoming vibe. The show was a highlight with some truly hilarious acts. Highly recommend it.

Had a brilliant time at The Four Thieves in London. The comedy show was truly top-notch, making it a five-star evening worth recommending.

Had a blast at The Four Thieves in London. The atmosphere is great, and I’ll definitely be back for another round.

Had a fantastic time at The Four Thieves in London. It’s a great pub spot and I’d easily recommend it to anyone looking for a good night out.

Had a great evening at The Four Thieves. It was a shame to miss Carl Donnelly, but the first two performances were outstanding. I could have stayed all night listening to Robyn. The only downside was the seating—the chairs are incredibly uncomfortable. Still, it was a memorable night and I’ll definitely be coming back.

Had a fantastic time at The Four Thieves in London. The atmosphere was warm and the service was impeccable. The stand-up show was top-notch, with three talented comedians who clearly know how to deliver. Ria Lina did an amazing job keeping the energy up as the MC. Really enjoyed myself and definitely plan to return.

Had a fantastic time at The Four Thieves in London. The atmosphere was lively from afternoon into the evening, and the staff were incredibly welcoming. A great spot for a pub visit.

The Four Thieves in London was a bit of a letdown. The upstairs arcade was packed, and the bar staff seemed both inattentive and sluggish. The sound system in the main bar was also problematic—the speakers were piercing and lacked clarity, leading us to leave early because we were genuinely worried about potential hearing damage.

Service at The Four Thieves in London was below par. I ordered through the app, but the starters arrived simultaneously with the shared mains. The pizza took over two hours to show up—by then we had long since finished our meals, and they should have stopped taking orders if the kitchen was that swamped. They did credit us for the pizza, which was nice. Drinks from the app also dragged on for half an hour, which made sense given how packed the pub was. The music was a great touch, but it was so loud that we had to shout to hear each other.

I had a fantastic time at The Four Thieves in London. Their bottomless brunch is absolutely delicious, and they host a really engaging pub quiz that adds to the fun atmosphere. It’s a solid spot if you’re looking for good food and entertainment in the area.

Had a brilliant time at The Four Thieves in London. The pub offers fantastic value for money, and the comedy lineup was top-notch. Highly recommended!

Had a fantastic evening at The Four Thieves Pub in London. The stand-up acts were genuinely hilarious, and the energy from the crowd was just as entertaining. A great spot for a fun night out.

Had a wonderful spontaneous evening at The Four Thieves in London. The pub has a fantastic ambiance, and we thoroughly enjoyed the live entertainment.

Had a great time at The Four Thieves in London! The three staff members were fantastic, and I’d highly recommend checking this pub out.

I had a lovely time at The Four Thieves in London. The atmosphere is wonderfully intimate, though I’d advise avoiding the front row if you prefer to watch in peace since the comedians love to chat with the audience. It’s a pub with great value for money. While one comic’s style didn’t quite click with me, most of the performers were excellent, particularly those who balanced their stand-up routines with engaging crowd interaction seamlessly.

I had a blast at The Four Thieves in London. The pub atmosphere is welcoming and the comedy act was genuinely hilarious. Drinks were solid, though I have to admit they’re a bit pricey for what you get.

The Four Thieves is quickly becoming one of my favorite spots in London, especially for a fun night out in Battersea. I’ve visited a few times now, and the vibe is consistently great. The comedy events are a real highlight—last time, Robyn’s cover MC Ria did an amazing job keeping the flow going with three hilarious comedians. Their sets were dark but absolutely side-splitting. I’m definitely coming back for more!

The talent at The Thieves is undeniably sharp, but the experience was let down by a rowdy crowd. It felt disrespectful when audience members chatted over the performers instead of listening. If you’re coming to the pub for comedy, showing up to socialize all night defeats the purpose. The venue really needs to manage the crowd better to ensure the comedians get the attention they deserve.

Great pub experience in London. The Four Thieves serves excellent beer, the staff are attentive, and the vibe is spot on.

The Four Thieves is an absolute gem for team gatherings in London. The pizzas are delicious and the whole experience offers fantastic value. The staff were incredibly accommodating and made the evening really special. We’re definitely returning for another night out.

I had a decent time at The Four Thieves in London, mostly thanks to the free entry and the wide variety of beers on offer. Service was generally swift when it wasn't too busy. However, the VR experience was a bit of a letdown as it wasn't working. We also faced some long queues, and the drinks felt a bit pricey for what you get. The real kicker, though, was the lack of proper organization for our birthday; there was no reserved sign or special welcome at our table, which was quite frustrating.

Had a brilliant time at The Four Thieves in London for brunch. The drinks were plentiful, the vibe was great, and the entertainment added a whole new level of fun to the experience.

I paid a £20 deposit to secure a table at The Four Thieves for a Friday night booking, only to arrive and find my spot had been moved without any prior notice. Despite having booked in advance, we were told there were no tables available and simply dismissed. The venue was absolutely packed, but unlike other busy nights, there was barely any room to sit or even stand. The atmosphere was chaotic, with a group of men aggressively jostling and muttering threats to smash heads if anyone dared complain, creating a sense of disorder. It was a genuinely unpleasant experience. I have visited this London pub many times before, but the decline in quality is obvious, and I doubt I will be going back anytime soon.

If you are in London looking for a fun midweek date, the pub show at The Four Thieves is an absolute must. For just five pounds, you get four comedians and plenty of laughs. The small venue gives it an intimate vibe without the comedians picking on the front row too much.

Had a wonderful evening at The Four Thieves in London. It’s such a great spot with a fantastic atmosphere, and the live acts were genuinely hilarious.

The Four Thieves remains the go-to spot for a fantastic comedy night, and this venue is simply stunning. Keep it a secret to avoid the crowds!

The Four Thieves is the perfect spot for a Friday night. The staff are fantastic, and the service is quick and friendly. The pizza was piping hot and delicious. I also really enjoyed the scotch and the photo booth. We’ll definitely be returning!

My partner and I visited The Four Thieves in London to celebrate a birthday, and it was a fantastic experience. We played some games in the arcade and joined the pub quiz, which was a blast. It’s easily the best spot for catching up with friends—the atmosphere is warm and everyone there is so friendly. I’ll definitely be coming back!

The Four Thieves in London offers a great atmosphere and an entertaining show that makes it well worth the entry fee.

I can confirm this is The Four Thieves pub in London, and they have great live comedy shows.

Had a fantastic time at The Four Thieves during our London trip. It was a bit tricky to find a good spot for a Wednesday night out, but this pub totally delivered. It exceeded expectations and had a really fun, lively atmosphere.

Had a fantastic bottomless brunch at The Thieves in London with friends. The pub atmosphere was spot on and the staff went above and beyond to ensure everyone had a great time. Great value for money.

I stopped by The Four Thieves in London for a lovely Mother’s Day roast, which came with some fantastic Yorkshire puddings. The service was warm and welcoming, and it was a real treat to let my son enjoy the arcade area after the meal.

Went to The Four Thieves in London feeling a bit unsure at first, but the vibe quickly won us over. The staff were super welcoming, the food hit the spot, and they had an amazing soundtrack playing. Definitely a great find! 👍🏼

Had a fantastic time at The Four Thieves Pub in London. The team was welcoming and attentive throughout our visit. Highly recommend stopping by!

Had an amazing evening at The Four Thieves in London. The arcade setting creates a fantastic vibe, and the team delivered excellent service throughout our visit.

I really enjoyed my time at The Four Thieves in London. The vibe was fantastic, and the team was very welcoming. The food, drinks, and garden area were all great.

Had a lovely evening at The Four Thieves in London despite the rain. The gin garden area was well-covered, keeping us comfortable and dry. The place was buzzing with crowds, so our initial two-hour slot did end, but we were quickly given a standing table and were able to enjoy a few extra hours there. Good vibes all around, though I personally felt my tacos were a bit too salty.

Had a wonderful evening at The Four Thieves in London. The Lough Train Comedy night was a hit, with four hilarious comedians keeping everyone in stitches. The burgers were absolutely excellent, too. I’d highly recommend this spot to anyone looking for a great time!

I made the journey from Yorkshire just for the Laugh Train show at The Four Thieves, and it was worth every mile. If you are looking for a top-quality midweek comedy night in London, this pub is the place to be. A genuine five-star experience.

Had a brilliant time at The Four Thieves. The vibe is spot on and the value for money is excellent. Since the pub is right on my doorstep in London, I’m already planning to make this a weekly hangout.

Had a great night at The Four Thieves in London! Sara Pascoe’s headline set was fantastic—hilarious and right on point. The opener was solid too, though the second act didn’t quite hit the mark. MC Robyn Perkins has definitely sharpened up over time; always a joy to watch.

Had a brilliant time at The Four Thieves in London, especially playing the arcade games with friends.

Had a blast at The Four Thieves in London! The pub offers a great setup for karaoke, and the dedicated private room made our evening even more enjoyable. We had such a good time that we are already planning to come back.

The Four Thieves is easily one of the finest pubs to visit in London; they’ve really got it right.

Had a brilliant time at The Four Thieves in London. I only wish the evening had lasted a bit longer! The service was spot on with drinks constantly being refilled, the food was delicious, and the live entertainment was top-notch.

Had a wonderful time at The Four Thieves in London. The staff were incredibly welcoming, and the pub had a fantastic vibe. Highly recommend it!

The staff at The Four Thieves in London went above and beyond to help me organize a surprise birthday party for a friend. It is definitely a spot worth recommending.

The Four Thieves is a lovely spot in London. The atmosphere was welcoming and the team went above and beyond to make our first date special. Highly recommended for a relaxed drink.