New Guernica

In terms of facilitating and mitigating a safe environment I couldn't speak less enough of a venue where their egotiscal driven security guards revert to physically enforcing themselves upon others.
This completely kills the night for a group of responsible people just doing the right thing. Not to mention the music was mediocre at best.
0/10

This place is genuinely the best place in Melbourne. Thursday night is best night to go xoxo #427

We went the night of the 16.Jan.2021 we paid 25 dollars each to be mistreated and verbally abused by a very rude staff member because we went into an area that apparently was restricted. The area was part of the dance floor and we figured out later (it was not evident) that it was a sort of "VIP" area, that was limited but another patron open it up and this staff member started yelling and pushing all of us it was about 10 of us that entered the area because it seemed available, I mean it was the dance floor!!!!. We left after that, 50 dollars for less than 20 minutes and undeserved mistreatment.
Do not recommend.

I love guern. Everybody loves guern. People know its #1 in Melbs.

Really great place, starts off a bit slow but once it gets goin its great the music is also great. Smokin area is rather small but nothin bad bout that

I've been to New Guernica once and highly recommend. I know I'll be going there again.

I stayed to the cheap drinks and they did not disappoint, the bartenders are all friendly and despite being really busy, the bartender I was served by the majority of the times I went up to the bar remembered who I was each and every time, asked how my previous drink was and that sort of thing. it was service that was really nice to receive in such a busy club.

the first thing i noticed once entering the venue however is that it was very cramped compared to other clubs I have been to, however this is not a bad thing! Usually in small venues the dance floor gets hot and you spend the whole night sweating out what you've just drank, I did not find this to be the case with New Guernica. It was not too cold either, i was quite comfortable in dress pant and a nice button up shirt.

The decor inside the venue is also very nice, there are vines on the roof by the dance floor and small rotundas around for seating as well as beer barrel style tables and if you're in the queue for the toilet there is an arcade machine just outside the door.

On a side note that may be different each time, but many of the other club goers are quite friendly, I went alone and either sitting, standing or dancing people would say hi, check if you are okay or dance with you. I came out of the club with several new mates.

To summarise, this club is 100% worth going to and one of my favourites thus far. I will be there again no doubt about it.

Great ambience, cheap entrance fee and a great place for all techno lovers.

Great place. LGBTQ friendly too. Really love the vibe.

Soooooo much fun Really cool place - excellent staff: security, bar & operations, plus outstanding DJs