kaito

Review of Sweet Release Cupcakes

Honestly amazed at how poor the food here was. I h...

Honestly amazed at how poor the food here was. I had a not pork burger and my partner had a fried tofu burger. The pork burger was like eating glue and it was drenched in bbq which was intensely sweet. The fried tofu burger was equally drenched in sweet chilli sauce and was almost sickening to eat. there was one corner of the fried tofu burger that was crunchy and painful to bite into. I dont know how they achieved such inconsistency but it was pretty surprising hitting something crunchy after chewing through so much playdough.

I asked for some water and they gave me a jug with nothing to drink out of. I went up to ask for a couple glasses and after some searching the waiter came out with two brightly coloured children's cups. I dont know why everybody else got glasses.

The dining area looks like a children's ward in a hospital. Blue and green cartoon hills on the walls set with little pictures of flowers and what I made out to be a pony. There were no windows and we were seated right next to a little tree covered in white led lights.

Despite comparing the cafe to a hospital I have litterally woken up in the ICU after seizures and been served better food.

Our waiter was nice.