Lovely place and setting - totally spoilt by 2 thi...

Lovely place and setting - totally spoilt by 2 things .......
1. MUZAK!! Why, oh why have horrible and completely unnecessary muzak everywhere - even in the toilets!!! A sure sign of a vulgar and common place!
2. FAR too many 'speed bumps' on the approach road - spoilt the enjoyment of the drive - and totally unnecessary! In such a 'Stepford Wives' setting, who is going to speed???? Perhaps I should sue them for damage to my suspension as I've heard people have done to some Councils?