my favourite part of the school is the headteacher...

my favourite part of the school is the headteacher. i love his determination of getting rid of all visible ankles,wrists, midriffs and shoulders it's very admirable.
my favourite past time in the school is playing dnd in the forbidden magic garden only i have access to.the food is impeccable i love how the congealed panini's cut the roof of my mouth it adds to flavour and im able to chew the yazoo milk which gives me great pleasure. my other favourite thing to do is complaining about how the school should allow hentai to be allowed in art class but i digress.

ps i was supposed to pick my daughter from here 5 years ago pls help