Came to Princeton pursuant to a physics degree. Fo...

Came to Princeton pursuant to a physics degree. Found the introductory classes into the carbon holocaust enlightening. I was a little confused by the presence of young earth creationism in the geophysics syllabus, but once I co-opted it in my thesis as a counter to the Soros funded anti-christian evolution conspiracy I soon found myself in the possession of an honorary doctorate. Will be framing it alongside my Trump U diploma.