Timothy Knowlton

Review of Reily Student Recreation Ctr

My experience started in the locker room, where I ...

My experience started in the locker room, where I encountered a wicked hi-tech electronic locking system unlike anything I'd seen before... Wow! Don't worry though, there was an instructional video about the system playing on monitors on the walls that made me feel like I was Bruce Willis on the space boat in the film, "the Fifth Element". My time in the vast expanse continued upstairs in a graciously spacious weight room where I found all the levers, plates, and knobs one uses to get the good yoke on. After doing shoulder shrugs for forty minutes straight and then blasting my core into the realm beyond dimensions, it was time to depart back to my humble pink abode. I made seafood paella for dinner. I think I'll use bigger shrimp next time as they cook down substantially in size.