go to england

go to england
head to restaurant next door for food
watch is set to timezone of my hometown
ask someone what time it is
TOYME? WOTS THAT?
notice he doesn t have a watch
nobody in england has a watch
big ben starts to chime
everyone stops what they re doing to count the bongs on their fingers
man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers
man running down the street: OI! IT S 7 BONG
mfw

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