There once was a time when a great wave of darknes...

There once was a time when a great wave of darkness fell upon the land, the peasants rued the day that it would come, and the prophecy hath come unto them at last. The powerful orange witch has shown to reap the harvest of the weak. The bathroom smokers cowered in fear and a rush of wind put out all of their cigarettes in a great torrent, the hallway slap n roll fights all came to a screeching halt, the boot licking children all dropped to their knees, the Emos scars all instantly healed. For it was the all powerful Ms. Joseph. She swooped upon the congregation and eliminated them one by won, while screaming "THEY CALL ME SLEIGH JOSEPH!", but it was too late for the children, for the battle had been lost.