all these swooning teenagers, please keep it down....

all these swooning teenagers, please keep it down. your panting is gross- you shouldn't write a review for somewhere you havn't been. this isnt a forum for reviews of your wet dream, but rather for an actual existing university with its fair share of problems.

going to princeton sucks in a lot of ways. the town is very small, isolated and it's residents are boring, homogenous, provincial, and small minded. the upperclass snobbery is pervasive. class values are law. it is extremely safe here yet you will be treated with suspicion if you are not fitting normalized rigid codes. the food here is expensive and god awful- insanely unhealthy bourgeois 'fancy' poorly prepared and doused in butter or overpriced college junk food. if you're coming from a city or any other kind of background than what permeates everything here, you may find it extremely creepy. I do.

much of the faculty, largely traveling from NY, is incredible! progressive thinkers and people who will change your life- but they are absent in the day to day, leaving you in this bizarro video game version of reality most of the time.

if you can laugh through it and find solidarity in select classmates, you'll be fine.