This place is a joke. Everything about it is. 99% ...

This place is a joke. Everything about it is. 99% of the teachers are either frauds, has-beens, or never-weres.

Look up their list of "luminaries" (i.e. former students). No one even close to notable has come out of it, in 20 years of operation. Statistically, you're more liable to find a future film personage in a cement factory.