Mary Kingsley

Review of Brighton Magistrates Court

This place is excellent and I thoroughly recommend...

This place is excellent and I thoroughly recommend that if you are told to go to court by a policeman or police woman that you come to this place because it has everything you need it has a judge and it has nice police men and police women who will help you and will give you a nice bed in a nice safe room but nobody else can get in it is very good I wanted to come here and meet my big hero a man called Poirot but he was not here and so I said well what about all of the other people I know there is a great rapport Rumpole and I thought that run Paul might work here because he is very large and he is well known for being in a court and sentencing people but they said they he is not there and then I asked will where do you have the hangman noose where you put the black cloth on your head and sent people to be hung by the neck until they are dead and they said that they do not do that and I said but surely there are lots of people who would like to see other people be hung by the neck until they are dead because they have done some very very naughty things and the nice lady said that they don't do that anymore and that if I did not stop asking such a silly questions they would invite one of the large gentleman in a funny vest to take me to a room and have a conversation with me and I said that I thought that I had other things to do