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One of the worst summer camps I have ever been to....

One of the worst summer camps I have ever been to. Theyre whole camp experience theme of "Alcatraz" is a great concept but bc it is ran and employeed by amateurs, it seems to lack in the fun department. They do have flat screens, Android tablets, internet acesss kiosks, video calling, weekly snacks (rewarded your good performance) , an indoor gym. An outdoor gym, a very tasteful library, luxurious medical accommodations, spa in Medical Pod, 3 very diet friendly meals a day, and lots of beautiful ladies around (they grow mustaches but its probably just bc waters not filtered). I just got done with a very exciting 9 month Summer Camp Package, which I now owe them like $15,000 for. Which is not bad considering what I just listed above. I chose the BillMeLater option, everyone qualifies, NO CREDIT CHECKS! So I will proudly NOT RECOMMEND this place to anyone. If you want a better place to get pampered, go to ANYWHERE BUT HERE. My first time to this kind of place and last. Thanks Clark County Jail for ruing my jail experience and now ill never go back to any jail again bc of your poor performance! Next year im going to Cancun instead!

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