What a terrible place to stay. First off, you can...

What a terrible place to stay. First off, you can't book a room without a three month commitment. The hairstylists only know one style. The staff steal your clothes and replace them with an outfit that looks like a computer threw up all over it. The food is free but absolutely terrible. The locals are loud and don't know the meaning of personal space, in fact even the building designers neglected to incorporate any sort of private areas. You get dust and sand everywhere and hardly any sleep. There hasn't been any money spent soundproofing the place from the constant air traffic next door. While I left thirty pounds lighter and overly patriotic, I can't recommend this resort with anything higher than one star.