I don t typically leave reviews, but I feel a resp...

I don t typically leave reviews, but I feel a responsibility to correct the misleading high-stars of this place.

Firstly, the food was atrocious and was served cold. I m not sure what they did to their home fries but I ve never tasted a potato so horrendous and flavorless. It was as though they soaked it in lukewarm, mildewed bath water and then served it.

A menu this long and meandering should have been a clear signal that they specialize in nothing and excel in nothing in favor of attempting to (poorly) accommodate every possible whimsy. Want lobster on your eggs Benedict, leagues from the closest ocean? No problem! Rubbery scrambled eggs? You got it!

On the upside the service was prompt and friendly and I walked away feeling bad for the waiters in the place, who make their living peddling supremely sub-par breakfast food to what must be crowds of folks who simply don t have tastebuds.