I was walking by this place and a little homeless ...

I was walking by this place and a little homeless lady asked me if I'd buy her a cup of coffee. Why not? I asked her what she wanted and then went in. At first, they told me that they didn't have what she wanted - a caramel latte - but apparently I just had to ask for it the "right way". It was almost like the Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld, if I didn't ask for exactly the right thing the way that they wanted then they were going to throw me out. It was an odd, surreal experience. I guess no good deed goes unpunished. I think they even charged me an extra $1 because I know tax isn't 30%.