Brian Dalton

Review of Ten Thousand Waves

We had a couples massage and I have to say it was ...

We had a couples massage and I have to say it was quite literally the worst massage of my (our) life (lives). The worst part was really when my therapist climbed onto the table with me, while I am on my stomach. She literally climbed onto my body with her knees in my buttocks and her hands on my back. Telling me let the pressure melt away. Uh, lady that's not a massage. Then she slipped her legs down beside mine so she's basically straddling me. Very unimpressive massage. At the end she remarks to me "what's up with your crazy Ham-Strings"? Uh...

Don't go to 10,000 waves for the massage - it's not enjoyable and is borderline something else.