I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodak drink, I ...

I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodak drink, I drink a larger drink, I drink a cider drink. We have the drinks the remind you of the good times, we have the drinks that are actually crystal meth. Lots of crystal meth. Oh my God so much meth.
I mean what do you want from this review anyway? I like booze, this is like the only place to get it in Laurinburg. Yay college. We good? Yeah we're good. Let's get drunk