A great place to come and take an L. As you wait i...

A great place to come and take an L. As you wait in a minimum 45 minute line and witness many students suffer anxiety attacks, you have the opportunity to ponder how your life led you to a building that is the equivalent of a prison.

Once you conquer the Disney world line you begin to realize you are not in line for splash mountain, but rather in line for a ride called "mental-breakdown".

Once they check your ID card, they will hand you the test; But, before you enter the testing room you see one of your fellow soldiers dismissed after waiting in line for 45 minutes just because of his 5 o'clock shadow. So glad I could not see his distracting scruff during my test, otherwise I would have failed even more. And I am so glad females are the judge for male grooming on whether or not they are "up to standard," because they understand facial hair better than men.

After you finish the test and shed a final tear, you can exit the building. As you walk outside you see many sad and hopeless students in line, but you smile because your test is over, and your test results guarantee your college career is over as well. "Its a good day" you say to yourself as you walk back to your apartment with only faint memories of the suffering you experienced...