Yo, so when I went to the Henry Clay Frick collect...

Yo, so when I went to the Henry Clay Frick collection, I was thoroughly disappointed. I was met with naked mole rats crawling about the place, simply preposterous! And to have to ask me to leave just because I'm carrying "dangerous" and "suspicious" bags of cheddar and provolone cheeses. This has been THE WORST museum I've ever been to. OH, and I didn't even mention the HOMELESS MAN peeing in the corners when the staff weren't looking. This is an OUTRAGE!