The staff here are shameless. If I took your money...

The staff here are shameless. If I took your money, I'd feel compelled to entertain you the best of my ability. We saw "Secret of the Rainforest" and, wow, was this boring!

But it wasn't just the show that was bad. You could tell by the performance of the puppeteers that they thought this must be stupid too. It's almost as if they were making fun of the audience for being so dumb to watch their show, by being such bad puppeteers.