Steve Hynes

Review of PDX Airport

This is a terrible vineyard. Would think, with the...

This is a terrible vineyard. Would think, with the name Portland, the place would have a proper port wine, however, it is nothing more than false advertising. They even go on to to suggest that they supply rare international air ports, but I failed to find even one domestic.

Additionally, they have the gall to be located right next to the Columbia River, encouraging the planes to consistently taunt the boats for their confinement to two dimensions.

I was not overwhelmed, but I was not underwhelmed. Three stars for leaving me whelmed.