I spent 13 heartfelt weeks here embellishing in th...

I spent 13 heartfelt weeks here embellishing in the fine art of becoming a U.S Marine. A small group of well dressed men led me & my peers through various tests of intestinal fortitude while being served rations of culinary delicacies 3 times per day. The staff was very accommodating and even left a piece of candy on my pillow at naptime.