I came here for a quick bite to eat one time almos...

I came here for a quick bite to eat one time almost two years ago, I was dissapointed there was not much food aside from some bread and a bunch of snacks, the service was nonexistent and instead of asking me to leave they just offered me a job. I accepted and I've been trapped here ever since.

Send help

But seriously I love this place and you should work here too.