Its a great surgery! As long as you dont need an a...

Its a great surgery! As long as you dont need an appointment that is. Or a sick note. Or any help of any nature. Ignore these minor issues and its simply the best!

Surgeries these days tell you to call them at 8 in the morning to book a same day appointment which is what you would want if you are, you know, sick or something. We are all now used to dialling and waiting to speak to someone at 8 in the morning and usually you are in a queue at number 17 or something and after a while you get through and take it from there

But the fine folks at Woosehill Medical Practice take it to a whooooooole new level. Ring them at 7:59 and a message says the surgery is not open yet. Ring them at 8:00 and you think a message would say press 1 for appointments and join the queue but oh no! You get an engaged tone. So you try again. You get another engaged tone. Rinse and repeat and rinse and repeat and rinse and repeat repeat repeat repeat! Finally get through and get told to press 1 for appointments. You do that and what do you get? Another engaged tone!! So back to the drawing board we go!

Finally get through and wouldnt you know who won the pony! You are told all appointments have been booked for the day so call back at 8 am tomorrow. Goodbye!

Now thats just a whole another level of suck!

But hey even a blind squirrel eventually finds an acorn so try the next day and after a mere 67 attempts at dialling, finally get an appointment for a call back from the doctor so success at last!

In all seriousness though, i think its a fantastic practice for patients with low blood pressure. Just try and book an appointment and it will shoot up. Guaranteed. Plus they will make you doubt so much about whether you are actually sick or in need of a doctor that you will eventually convince yourself as well and get better. Or pass away. One of the two.